crunched like candy thunder

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 05:22:24 GMT

moved♥

comments are screened; if you want my new account, comment here, i suppose. too lazy to do a massive f-cut, and this just makes things easier.

Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:35:35 GMT

i'm laughing so hard

i think i might
herniate

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 05:16:11 GMT

【THE TIME CAPSULE MEME】

please do it. skanks.

Sat, 02 Aug 2008 06:56:45 GMT

because the sky is blue, it makes me cry

oh and um. Kim still loves Alex.

SO ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS KID NAMED PAUL AND I REALLY CAN'T TELL YOU THE ENTIRE THING BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW HIS MOM WAS POOR UNTIL SHE MARRIED THE ICE CREAM MAN/BUTCHER SHOP GUY AND THEN HE DIED MOTHERFUCKERS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT AND THERE WAS SUDDENLY PAUL'S HEAD FLAVORED ICE CREAM. OH YEAH AND HE'S AN AQUARIUS

I think my real talent lies in my ability to make three-dimensional characters, as shown by that last sentence.

OH YEAH AND THIS STORY

©2008 BY SAM. GET OVER IT YOU CAN'T TAKE HIS MASTERPIECE. He pitched the original story and I condensed it.

wisdom from kat #1

Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:00:57 GMT

We all look pretty much the same when we’re puking in the gutter.

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 03:17:51 GMT

Kat {Jesse} x Gaylordia

Kat tops.

Everyone.

Once upon a time, there was a man. This man liked sticky sweaty cats. So, this person took the scepter of life and ate it. While he made sweet cookies, he later found Jesse within a bag of Doritos. This surprise was surprising. Jesse then shot Luke and Tear with a gaydar. Do you want a toast with whipped jellybeans? Later, they found several sparkling Kathleens that loved him AIDS. Once this distraction had gotten slain, they made dirty hot cake on his face. Michael Jackson didn’t not like Jesse

So they skipped rope for starving orphans in Africa.sville. Soda is Jesse’s ex-lover from Kazakhstan. Thus, the enraged Michael danced Thriller for dead old fat Russians that had horrible neck tendons. Dog eats Jesse’s underwear. Ryan commits suicide from years of hating his life.

IN THE END KAT AND GUY MAKE SOME SWEET LOVIN’.

THE END.